John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton


Ten reasons I will continue posting lists of ten things:

  1. Dick Cheney said he'd shoot me in the face if I stopped
  2. Eustacia said I could hold her hand for 30 minutes if I kept going
  3. Need something to keep me occupied waiting for new chapters of the Harry Potter/Susan Bones fanfics I'm following
  4. Good way to indulge my taste for pointless research
  5. List-making now Federally subsidized thanks to a little-noticed earmark in the stimulus bill
  6. Because the mainstream media refuses to do so
  7. Those incriminating photos
  8. It's the only thing keeping the financial system afloat
  9. Keeps the shakes at bay
  10. Lets me post original content to my journal almost every day without actually doing much of anything

In what may very well be one of the least likely things ever to happen, today marks the fifth anniversary of my first list of ten random things. I don't know exactly how many of them I've done, because I haven't figured out a way to count them without actually, you know, counting them, but I figure I've posted about 1,500 of them. Or thereabouts. That's just nuts.


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