Ten people featured on the covers of magazines I saw on display near the cash register of the grocery store this afternoon:
- Michelle Obama
- Rihanna
- Ashley Tisdale
- Patrick Swayze
- Robert Pattinson
- Katie Holmes
- Lauren (whose last name I don't know and can't be arsed to look up) from The Hills
- Jason Parsons
- Rachael Ray
- Oprah Winfrey
Who is Jason Parsons, you ask? He's a bartender at Old Ebbitt Grill in Washington, D.C., and he's pictured on the cover of Washingtonian magazine this month.
