Yes, once again our comrade Buffy Ann Summers has stepped forward on May Day to free her fellow workers from the chains that bind them in servile toil to the bourgeoisie. Except here in the United States, where she will wield her hammer and sickle to smite those who fail to respect the law, or are are insufficiently loyal. Ah, pointless reminders of anti-Communist hysteria. What could be more American?
