John Heaton (jheaton) wrote,
John Heaton
jheaton

Earning a merit badge in sarcasm

A true story! The scene: a Lowe's home improvement center in northern Virginia. Several Brownies are selling Girl Scout cookies in front of the store:

BROWNIE: Would you like to buy some Girl Scout Cookies?
 
JHEATON: Sure! (looking at her sash) So, Troop 910. Where're y'all located?
 
BROWNIE: Right here!
 
JHEATON: story
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